I am a new member on the forum. So :

I post many messages for people to notice I am here
I introduce myself

Regarding the way the messages have to be written :

I have to write in a decent English and make few typos, otherwise, I risk to be banned
I'm allowed to use SMS language, leet, I can do as much typos as I want, and ignore punctuation

When I write a message :

I can use many smileys in each sentence, and post several 800 ko photos
I use the smileys sparingly, and post 100 ko or 200 ko pictures.

I have just posted a message, and few minutes later, I see I have to add few words or correct a typo :

I use the feature called "Edit" in order to correct the message I have already posted.
I repost a new message which has the modification I wanted

I am :

less than 15 years old
more than 15 years old

The access to the "buy/sell" section is limited.

So, I understand that only the sprightly members can have access to that section
So, I look forward to post many messages for my message counter to go up. Thus, I get access to the section and I am able to sell my Megablock

A message I have just posted disappeared. So :

on the page of my profile, in order to find all the messages I have ever posted, I look for the message I posted few minutes ago. If I do not find it, I may ask explanations to moderators.
I repost it immediatly and tell the moderators I'm unhappy

When I have something to ask :

I systematically create a new thread, and I explain the problem I have
I read the rules of the forum I am posting a message in, and I do a research with key words to see if a similar thread already exists or not

If I have a problem with a pneumatic cylinder of my #8455 backhoe, I post a message :

in the forum "Discussions sur les modèles", which means "Discussions about the sets"
in the forum "A propos des pièces Lego", which means "About the Lego parts"

I want to add a signature to my messages :

I choose something very gaudy, with a huge pic and flashy colors for everyone to see it
I choose something very discrete, without big letters or flashy colors. I do not use my signature to advertise a set I sell.

I have to keep in mind that :

moderators are voluntaries
moderators are paid for their job, and so, they are always at my disposal.

With these few questions, I understand that TechLUG is a community created for :

adults
children